with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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