How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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