I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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