wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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