I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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