did you get engaged???
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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