fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Randomize
