i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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