Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
no more duck duck goose at the bar
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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