My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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