How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Say something about gay babies.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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