12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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