OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I need water and some morals
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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