My brain says no but my pants say off.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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