erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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