You work out of a Hotel?
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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