I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
She said her name was "party"
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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