I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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