who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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