some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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