CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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