She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Randomize
