i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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