singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
this will be a night to untag.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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