When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
There was a lot of him and a little penis
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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