Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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