Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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