whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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