I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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