Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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