batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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