North Korea, Best Korea!
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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