What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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