Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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