why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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