you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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