She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
You dont lie about slip and slides
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
