I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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