Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Randomize
