The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
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