She's JV to your varsity
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
The beer is more important than you right now.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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