Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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