Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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