Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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