she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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