I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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