Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
two words...techno handjob
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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