This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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