Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
