our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
