don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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