we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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