I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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