Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Randomize
