dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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