There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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