none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
