after a month anything with tits is on the radar
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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