Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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