Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I think I sprained my soul last night
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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